Pickup Lines: At the bars or clubs

Making fun of girl's outfits

• If a girl is wearing a dress that too revealing, like one of those dress that's just a strap at the back, walk up to her and say, "Ya know, when someone wears that kind of thing, it can only mean one thing. It means you can't afford an entire dress shirt, and you were just hoping no one would notice since it's dark in here". Then she might get a little pissed off, but then you should further bombard her with tease lines like, "Why? Can't take a joke? (smiling). Well, at least you can afford to put on some nice makeup. Later she might laugh an say, "What, you don't like my dress?" and kind of pouted. So you say, "It's not bad, but it'd look even better on the floor of my bedroom."

Cocky & Funny Lines: Meeting Girls At The Movies, Events, Seminars, Classes

How bout this one? If you're at the cinema or somewhere where you're sitting in rows of seats like seminar, events, lecture hall, and if a girl come to you and asks if the seat next to you is available, say something like,

"Sorry, you can't sit on my lap, but this seat next to me is empty"

Met a girl named Vanesse at a club today

I was at a club called The Sanctuary and it was really packed! 9 of us couldn't get any tables. So while I was trying to find a place for us, I noticed this two lovely girls at this little table. So, what's the best excuse to approach these two girls? Ask if we could share the table, of course.

So, there was I trying to chat with them while trying to convince them that I'm just there for the table. Then, my friends found a table enough for 9 and I have no more excuses to stay there.

Later on, I manage to return to their table to offer them some drinks, but they kindly refused. But slowly, I managed to get her number. Sometimes, I have this issue bout myself, where once I managed to get a girl's number, I'd just fly away and leave her alone. I don't think that's right. In fact, I should be building better rapport with her. That way, chances of she wanting to go out with me later would be better.

TIP: After getting a girl's number or email, try hanging around to get to know her and she knows you better.