Pickup Lines: At the bars or clubs

Making fun of girl's outfits

• If a girl is wearing a dress that too revealing, like one of those dress that's just a strap at the back, walk up to her and say, "Ya know, when someone wears that kind of thing, it can only mean one thing. It means you can't afford an entire dress shirt, and you were just hoping no one would notice since it's dark in here". Then she might get a little pissed off, but then you should further bombard her with tease lines like, "Why? Can't take a joke? (smiling). Well, at least you can afford to put on some nice makeup. Later she might laugh an say, "What, you don't like my dress?" and kind of pouted. So you say, "It's not bad, but it'd look even better on the floor of my bedroom."